Tension , Funny Shayari TENSION

Ladki ne aapse lift mangi,

Raste mein uski tabiat kaharab ho gai.

Aapko TENSION !!

Aap hospital le gaye,

Doctor bola - aap baap banne wale ho

Aapko TENSION !!



Aap bole - Mai iska baap nahi !

Phir ladki se pucha



Ladki boli - yehi baap hai.

Aapko aur TENSION.



Phir police ayi

Aapka medical check up hua.

Report aayi.

Aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte.

Aapko aur TENSION !!



Fir bhi Aap ne khuda ka shukar ada kiya ki jaan bachi aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaye !



Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo bachchay hai
Wo kiske hai...????????

Aapko sabse badi tension TENSION !!!!!!

Jism k Mehmaan

Wo badale is kadar hum hairaan rah gaye,

Wo khush hai hum paresaan rah gaye!

Jane kab ye jaan nikal jaye jism se,

Hum apne hi jism me mehmaan rah gaye!!

kya ghazal likh di
Kaghaz pe hum ne zindagi likh di
Ankhon se seench kar apni har khushi likh di
Dard jab hum ne utara lafzon me
Zamane n kaha WAH kya ghazal likh di.

Tumhare Naam Likhi Hai
Apne Dil Mein Tumhare Pyar Ki Dastaan Likhi Hai
Na Thodi Na Bahut Tamaam Likhi Hai
Kabhi Humaare Liye Bhi Dua Kar Liya Karo
Kyon Ki Humne Apni Har Ik Saans Tumhare Naam Likhi Hai

Hume Jeene Nahi Deti Hai Ye Gujari Huyi Yaadein
Hamse Bhooli Nahi Jati Hai Ye Biti Huyi Baatein
Ab Kaise Kahein Ham Tumse Ye Dost Teri Baatein
Hame Har Pal Yaad Dilata Hai Teri Har Chhoti Chhoti Baatein.

Mat Poocho Ke, Kitna Aapko Yaad Karte Hai

Itna Ke, Har Saans Ke Bad Karte Hai…

Kisi Din Lekar Aaye, Tumhe Hamare Samne

Bas Yahi Khudha Se, Fariyad Karte Hai.

Aaj na jane q rone ka mann kiya

Aaj na jane q rone ka mann kiya,

maa k aanchal me sar chupa k sone kaa mann kiya...

duniya ki bhaag daud me kho chuke hai rishte sb

aaj na jane q un sare rishto ko ek sire se jodne ka mann kiya...

kisi din bheed me dekhi thi kisi k aankhen

aaj fir un aankhon me khone ka mann kia...

roz sapno se baatein krta tha main

aaj na jane q unse muh modne ka mann kiya...

aaj na jane q khud se ek sach bolne ka mann kiya...

jhoot bolta hu apne aap se roz main

dil todta hu sbka apni baaton se main

aaj na jane q ek toote hue dil ko jodne ka mann kiya...

aaj na jane q rone ka mann kiya...