Jokes

Samosha said to Aaloo :

Jab main Fry hota hoon to Tumhe Cover kar ke Garam Oil se Bacha leta hoon coz I love you…

Aaloo said :

Jab log Tumhe Fry hone ke Fauran baad khate hain to main unka muh jala deti hoon coz I love you too…

Samosha said to Aaloo :


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Boy: Love You.
Girl: Huttt!!
Boy: I Can't live Without You.
Girl: Hutt!!
Boy: I Want 2 Give You A Dimond Ring.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Hutt!!

Socho Agar Bhagwaan Raam Rath ki jagah Nano Car Me baith Kar Rawan Se Ladai Karte To,
Rawan Kya Kahata...?

Chalao Na Nano Se Baan Se..
Jaan Le Lo Na Raam Re!!!